Dates & Times

Sat 11 Oct 2025
7:30pm
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From
£16.00
(plus £1.50 booking fee)

Seating: Allocated - See Seating Plan for More Details

Please note tickets for this event go on sale Fri 11 Apr at 10am. 

Are you ready to have the best damn night of your effing life? Well don’t worry, the man with the golden larynx is back – and he’s aiming high.

Nick Helm is the greatest living all-round entertainer of his or any generation, living or dead, and he’s coming to to Stockton. What are you going to tell your grandkids? That you were busy that night? Well get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot.

So chill the eff out, wind your effing neck in and buy an effing ticket. They’re affordable and there’s an interval to buy refreshments and to look at your fellow audience members with a cocked head asking ‘Did he just change our lives?’

Nick Helm is a British Comedy Award-winning writer, actor, musician, and comedian who has twice been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award and won Dave’s Best Joke of the Fringe. He starred in and composed all original songs for Uncle (BBC), for which he was nominated for a Royal Television Society Award in 2016 for Best Comedy Performance.

‘Genuinely exciting’ ​★★★★★ ​Telegraph

‘Terrific’​ ★★★★ ​Times

‘Brilliant one-liners and magnificent set pieces’​ ★★★★ ​Independent

  • Access Information - Studio Theatre

    Seat size
    In our Studio the seats in row A are 37cm (141/2″) wide and 44cm (171/3”) deep, are 44cm (171/3”) from the floor, and have a 12cm (43/4”) gap between seats. Seats in row A are also removable as single seats.

    Seats in rows B-H are 43cm (17“) wide and 46cm (18“) deep, are 44cm (171/3 “) from the floor, and have 8cm (3“) between seats.

    Seats in rows J-K are 43 cm (17“) wide and 44cm (171/3“) deep, are 44cm (171/3“) from the floor, and have 8cm (3”) between seats.

    Armrests
    Seats in the Studio do not have armrests.

    Legroom
    Seats in row A have 50cm (192/3“) of legroom in front of seats.

    Seats in rows B-H have 30cm (112/3“) of legroom in front of seats.

    Seats in rows J-K have 24cm (91/2“) of legroom in front of seats.

    Further information
    If you have any questions about accessibility our Box Office team are always happy to help and can be contacted on 01642 525199 or by emailing [email protected] - you can also tell us about your access requirements when prompted to do so during the online booking process.

  • Companion Ticket Scheme

    A free ticket is available to a companion accompanying a disabled person to an event, where it is an access requirement. To book a companion ticket or accessible seating as part of your order please contact the Box Office team on 01642 525199 or email [email protected]

    You can tell us about any other access requirements you have at the time of booking.