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Running time – 98 minutes

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In this British Mockumentary, the competitive giant vegetable-growing world is rocked by scandal when up-and-coming prospect Caroline has her prized marrow plants stolen.

With her life turned upside down and desperate for answers, she turns to two private detectives who are then dramatically kidnapped. Are the events linked? No, of course not. But Caroline thinks they are and the hunt for her missing marrows takes her way beyond the allotments, plunging her into a national corruption scandal that goes all the way to the top!!

As Caroline readies herself for the big championship with the help of her trusty partners Willy and Paul she sets off in search of the truth

How on earth did the cast keep a straight face on set? watch this behind-the-scenes video to find out…

‘Get ready to laugh sprout loud’ – The Indiependent

‘Midsomer Murders with marrows’ – MSN

‘Featuring some cracking lines, as well as a collection of enjoyable performances from the central cast, Swede Caroline is a daft, but likeable comedy’ – It’s a Stampede

‘Joanne Hartley is simply brilliant in this lead role, putting in a performance worthy of a BAFTA’ – Diva

Director – Finn Bruce, Brook Driver

Cast – Jo Hartley, Aisling Bea, Richard Lumsden, Fay Ripley

  • Seating accessibility information


    Seat size

    Seats in the Cinema are 45cm (172/3“) wide and 46cm (18“) deep, are 40cm (152/3“) from the floor, and have 12cm (42/3“) between seats.


    Seats in the Cinema have armrests that do not fold away, and cannot be completely removed.


    Seats in the cinema have 30cm (112/3”) of legroom in front of seats, with additional legroom on row A and seats B1-B4 and B11-B14.

    Further information

    If you have any questions about accessibility our Box Office team are always happy to help and can be contacted on 01642 525199 or by emailing [email protected] - you can also tell us about your access requirements when prompted to do so during the online booking process.

  • BBFC rating information (may contain spoilers)


    A person’s fingers are severed by a spade, resulting in strong bloody images. Milder violence includes comic punches and knockout blows.

    Threat and horror

    There are scenes of comic threat and suspense, including knife and gun threat and scenes involving kidnapping.


    There is use of strong language (‘f**k’). Milder terms include ‘wanker’, ‘twat’, ‘bitch’, ‘dickhead’, ‘knobhead’, ‘arsehole’, ‘bloody’, ‘shit’, ‘bullshit’, ‘balls’, ‘bastard’, ‘bugger’ and ‘piss’.


    Footage on a camcorder shows a group of people at an orgy tying another person to a bed, with pixelated nudity. Another scene shows a table strewn with sex toys in the aftermath of a sex party. There are also comic verbal references to incest, group sex, voyeurism and masturbation.


    A person uses the phrase ‘deaf and dumb’, which they immediately identify as ‘unacceptable and outdated’.


    There are brief comic references to meth addiction.


    There are mild upsetting scenes related to cancer and bereavement.